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Mr. President Lincoln's Daily Task List
Help Mom wake-up by licking doorstop in bathroom
Chase tail repeatedly
Keep eye on bird feeders, jumping at screen if overcome with excitement
Eat medicine in large wad of fish Flavor-Doh
Eat crunchies with gusto out of all cat bowls
Run to closet where toys are kept and dance joyfully
Ask politely to be made into kitty burrito***
Pretend to wash Mocha's head, but then turn session into wrestling match
Engage Mrs. Muffin in all-out brawl until Sheriff Dog comes to break it up
Body slam Chester as if to say: "I love you, big fella!"
Charm visitors with sweetness
Put a new perspective on the universe by laying upside down
*****kitty burrito is slang for putting b & w cat under a blanket, tucking him in on all sides
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